Halloween is always a BIG night in the calendar. 

For drunken satan worshippers it's like Xmas, Easter and the Queen's birthday all rolled into one Haribo fuelled nightmare.

This year I had a pumpkin design contest in Bar Gallus and the winning entries were carved into real pumpkins.

Here are my two favourites...

The Quizzly Bear pumpkin and the Michael Barrymore's Swim Team Pool Party Pumpkin.

See if you can guess which one was designed by which quiz team!

Yes. That's right. The dirty glory hole was the work of those filthy Swim Team boys. Naughty. 

Thanks to Quizteam B&H who know how to make a quiz poster rock.
They demanded new pens the other week and as you can see it was worth it.
This effort references the new Skyfall James Bond film.

£100 has never looked so stylish. I'm in double oh heaven.

For some reason folk have always enjoyed drawing penises of all shapes and sizes after a beer.

Cock
Willy
Phallus
Schlong
John Thomas
Trouser Snake

Just when I thought I had seen it all...

...the latest craze it seems is to now hide a disguised cock somewhere...

Check out this £ sign... 
Can you find the 2 Hidden Cocks?

Once a year The Gullibles kidnap a beautiful Australian girl called Molly and hold her until she can get Liam Neeson to save her.

This may look like a random collection of funny pictures - but it is in fact a coded message reading "HELP ME. THEY HAVE ME PRISONER. FLOWER. PLANET. SNAIL. HELP."

Clever.