Everything Cock - The Answers


How well did you know your cock? Here's the answers...

1. Identity Parade. That's how famous he is, they were trying to recognise him.
2. Proboscis Monkey. It's nose looks dirty.
3. David Tennant hurt his back. Obviously. Lucky he was a Doctor.
4. Thomas Crapper invented the Ballcock. He did his best work sitting down. 
5. Poppycock comes from the Dutch.
6. A male salmon is a cock, so is a male Tory MP.
7. TRUE. Yes, and this Cock of the Rock bird can be found in Michael Barrymore's aviary.
8. Rooster = Cock
9. Eddie Murphy has a big... well, not compared to mine, but they say he's capable of doing more than just the voice of the donkey in Shrek...


Scoreboard

Score/Name/Quizteam


10 Quizguy Martin Honeyz

10 Ryan Evel Rory

10 Captain Fanny Captain Fanny and Optimus Cock - Winner!

9 Ian Handsfree Lightsabres

9 Kate TAPAS

9 Brian Atkinson OA's

8 Jenni Quizzly Bears grrr

8 Janet Sutherland Handsfree Lightsabres

7 Gusbo Monty Python's Volcanically Grounded Circus


Tiebreakers...

I will smack you about the face with my cock I don't and if I do win I will allow your face to be smacked about by my cock.. It's raelly a win win situation for you.

Cock.

I have a cock in my team!

Winning Tiebreaker - I have a cock in my team! by Captain Fanny

Well done to Emma AKA Captain Fanny who is therefore the WINNER!