Fancy getting ahead of the game? 
Some extra bonus points should help then! 
Simply answer this question in the comments below along with your team name and I'll give you two extra points this Thursday at the Chandlers Pub Quiz!

Q. How many birds are in the photo above?

Simple

Quiz starts at 9pm and we have £50 in the kitty as well as the usual crate of booze and biscuits

See you there

The Captain!

A particularly busy night just before the bank holidays saw TEAM PISTORIUS win the 24 crate of lager and a whopping £125!

The biscuits were handed over to THE BLETHERERS winners of the funniest joke....

Here we go...

Winning joke!
Old woman goes to the dentists, strips off naked and sitting on the dentists chair she opens her legs.

Somewhat taken aback the dentist informs her that he only takes teeth out.

'I know,' she replied, 'but it's my husbands teeth I want you to take out'

...Yuk! If old people oral sex hasn't put you off the dentist maybe this second dentist related entry will...

Second placed joke!

Guy goes to the dentist where he is asked if he has had oral sex recently...

'Yes! How did you know, do I have a pube stuck in my teeth?'

'No', replied the dentist, ' you've got shit on your nose'


....BOOM

I'm away for a wee lie down in a darkened room. Next time out we have a £50 jackpot, more booze and of course some motherloving bloody biscuits

Captain out!

Hello, Bonjour, Ola!

Our latest adventure in the magical quiz land that is Chandlers Bar saw the return of some familiar faces all keen on getting their hands on a whopping £100 jackpot. That's enough to buy Prestwick airport!

After a week off from dominating the quiz (Like the gentlemen they are, they came second last week!) FIK AS MINZ led for the entirety of the quiz and despite 3 OF A KIND launching a late come back, it was the former champs that held on.

Not only that but they won the jokes round...

Be warned it's not for the faint hearted,    so no reading on if you're easily offended!....

Here we go...

What's stiff and smells of Peaches?

The coroners cock...

Oh dear!

The cards proved difficult for our champs and the Beast even more so for The BLETHERERS who were foiled by the most racist man in showbiz

Back this Thursday with £125 and hopefully some jokes I could tell my maw...

Bish Bash Bosh! The Chandlers Pub Quiz returned triumphantly after Captains Stu's double sex change.

Reigning champs FIK AS MINCE returned at looked good for the double when they took an early lead.

Best answer of the night? That award goes to the team who mistake Clarissa Dickson Wright of Two Fat Ladies fame for Stephen Fry during the picture round....Awkward!

Winning joke on the night during what is allegedly known as the funniest round was animal based this week...

"Frog and Toad are walking down the road when Toads testicle fall off. Frog picks them up and says to toad "Do you want your baws toad?"

If your scratching your head at that one you're not Glaswegian enough!

Going into the final round it was anyone's game. TINDER MAD though smashed the round getting full marks and walked away with a 24 crate of sol!

They continued by mystic meging the cards to oblivion but we're stopped in their tracks by the BEAST Jim Davidson who denied them the cash Jackpot.

Which means next week we have a life changing Jackpot of £100.00!

Oft!


If you fancy earning free bonus points remember you can substitute the mystery answer for any one answer you're unsure of during next week's quiz. The mystery question this week is:

Keiv is the capital of

...Turkey
...Ukraine
...Romania
...Azerbaijan
...Vanessa Feltz

Peace out Motherlovers!

The Captain

He's had his alien autopsy and has been probed nice and deep.

He's back in Chandlers tonight with a sore arse and a £75 rollover!

Cash-back.

Welcome to Clydebank!

Good News: The new quiz in town has a FREE ENTRY - £25 rollover kinda thing going on. Top quality.

Preliminary reports are the first night was 'all that' - next Thursday 9pm with Captain Stu expect EPIC banter.

Chowmein!