Much maligned regular winners Atomic Leslie saved Lucy's tears by scraping second - and on a busy night, this was no mean feat. This may have been mathematically impossible, however, we will gloss over that.
Here's the final rankings...
The Swinging Pendulum Winners
Gastronomic Elvis Presley AKA The Honeymonsters
My Granny's a Robber, you should see her snatch
Massive Mobile Hole
Michael Barrymore's Swim Team
Phil's Sippy Cup
2 Beards & a Barnet
Next week a £100 rollover after 100% genuine Leslie got done over by wifebeating bastard The Beast.
Until next time - which could be tomorrow.